The Onion News Network’s Duncan Birch is a Great American, and you are under obligation as a patriot to read some of the many groundbreaking books he has written, including:
- How America Got Fat: So Fat That Their Fat Pours Over The Sides Of The Clothing They Wear
- The Entire Supreme Court Is Unconstitutional
- Living in GUNmerica
- Vietnam In Reverse
- Race, Gender, Identity, Society, Politics, Nature In Post-Modern America
- Trick-Ass Bitches: An Illustrated History
- If You Can’t Stand The Heat, Think Outside The Box
- The Six Worst Continents
